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Feb 27th

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bangarang-rachel asked: I already have the new debit card at my dad's house. It came in the mail the other day. I just won't be going home this week, but personally, it may be for the best that my card is about to expire and I don't have the new one right away. At least I won't be able to spend money, because I'm going to the Keys on the 18th or 19th of March :)

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If Common Sense Were Used in Government and the...

Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.

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dear girls at the mall, it's not even 50 degrees...

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woke up in a really great mood. let's see how much...

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It seems fitting that jk rowling wrote a young...

thatsmygirlfriendyounumpties:

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This is no joke, it really happened in my first...

My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
 What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.

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“Fall Out Boy wasn’t just a band. It was a movement. It was the light between the...”

– Alex DeLeon (via bellatrotman)

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so I wonder what it's like for their kids

Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.